It can shoot mini-Matts out of its incredibly perfect orifice. Its bling can grow super huge and crush puny objects. Dick Bling is the main cause of the fall of the Roman Empire.

Dick Bling's Harem

Dick Bling was able to make every dumpster dildos' kokoro go dokidoki. They are now its harem. Matt is amused.

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