In the time before time, two men fused to create a double man. This double man became the ruler of all and then soon was killed. Afterwards, the kingdom was thrown into chaos, causing all that lived, even the women, to become erect.
This event was brought to an end by Chancellor Maximus Jelusnogu at 3:25pm on Saturday August 5th.
-The day the war ended is the birthdate of Samgachi Nomano, who later grew up to work at a marker factory