Popka's Apple Mummy that acts as the official Uber Elitists' oracle of sorts (if it could talk). He has kept and mummified this special item for millenia for the purpose of predicting the future in case a worldwide disaster can potentially be avoided.
MrNipples once stole Popka's Apple Mummy to feed it to the latter's firstborn in an attempt to unleash its true potential. It failed.