- "I smell like a camel shat on a dud suicide vest."
- "THERES NOT ENOUGH VIAGRA IN THE WORLD TO KEEP HIM UP AFTER THAT"
- "I'll bite you with all twelve hissing dicks if you leave me for Yoko Ono."
- "I want a sperm ghost plushie"
- "I live for fucking eternity. I'll live under their bed and haunt them till his white ass kicks the bucket."
- "I am a walking bukkake waiting to happen."
- "We just don't want black people to vote; obviously our white votes are superior."
- "Well allahu akbar to you too then."