Rose found the Uber Elitists through Dumblr, and swiftly became acquainted with its revered inner circle. She is now the Uber Elitists' official Dick Swallowing Specialist, a very new, distinguished position in which she measures every individual's innate ability to swallow dicks, and lack thereof.
Rose was known early in her career as "Dick_Smack_Prime," famous as the strongest player in the popular MMO, Dick Smack Champions Online.
- "You didn't swallow the dick properly." (to Mikayla, when she asked the age-old question: "Why does my throat hurt?")